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Computers
Stoneage Computer Humor
Number One reason to buy the warranty
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At Work
Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern
horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer. He started to jam his fingers down in to the printer to get the pen,
but I told him we didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs
comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. This is what he found...."
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE PAPER CORRECTLY!
What every office needs...
The Red Neck Palm Pilot...
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At Home
Jesse Ventura thinking of his female voters:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America.
Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Here is the first picture available of this world's first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.
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And Cats
~ The Cat Letter ~
To My Dear Friend the Dog:
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint...
Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.
Best regards,
The Cat
How to tell if your cat is male...
A kitty with a caffeine problem...
My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them
to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy
is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut.
She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south.
She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is."
It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned
to her.
She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!
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